Laughs

Ok, so I found some good jokes that I just had to share.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta!!

What do you call a alligator in a vest?

An Investigator!!

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Because their always stuffed!!

What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick?

Put it on my bill!!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!!

I'll Have More For You Soon!